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The Future Is Making Canadian Space Murder Illegal

2 MAY 2022

TOP STORY

Canada Says Astronauts Are No Longer Allowed to Murder Each Other

It’s technically not against Canadian law for a Canadian to murder another Canadian on the Moon right now. But a Criminal Code amendment snuck into the country’s 2022 federal budget would make it a crime to commit illegal acts in outer space. Get in your space crimes while you can, Canadians!

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONECan Cats Infect You With a Psychosis-Inducing Brain Parasite? The Answer Is Complicated

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TWOHooray! The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Has Become a Thriving Ecosystem, Scientists Say

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THREEBored Apes’ New Drop Was So Popular That It Crashed the Entire Ethereum Blockchain

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OF INTEREST

In Epic Revenge, Bats Infect Ozzy Osbourne

73-year-old rocker Ozzy Osbourne tested positive for COVID-19 this week, meaning the Black Sabbath frontman and self-styled devil worshipper who once accidentally bit the head off a live bat on stage is now infected with a virus that some experts say may have originated in bats.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ We are literally talking about the death of the Russian civil space program. 

— Former NASA official on what would happen if Roscosmos drops out of the ISS

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Byte-Sized Review: REDMAGIC 7 Pro Packs Serious Mobile Gaming Potential

Love it or hate it, mobile gaming is here to stay. Maybe it’s time to embrace it with the REDMAGIC 7 Pro? Everything about the phone smacks of gamer aesthetics, from the RGB lit fan to the clear black shell proudly displaying the Snapdragon 8 Gen1 chip. You won’t be able to resist the clarion call of great graphics and solid pick-up-and-play gaming.

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