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The Future Is Hopefully, Having A Really, Really Good Contingency Plan.

24 MARCH 2022

TOP STORY

Spoiled SpaceX Tourists Will Eat Meals Prepared by Famous Chef

Who says astronaut food has to be made up of gross pouches of liquified sustenance? Celebrity Spanish chef José Andrés is partnering with Axiom Space to send a cornucopia of delicious dishes to the International Space Station on board a SpaceX Crew Dragon this spring, Food & Wine reports.

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONENASA Says It Wants Second Moon Lander After Jeff Bezos Sued It for Not Wanting a Second Moon Lander

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TWOAchievement Unlocked: Razer Environmental Initiative Saves 1 Million Trees

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THREEScientists Discover Strange Tiny Signals Coming From Earth’s Core

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OF INTEREST

Neuroscientist Ponders Whether People Remain Conscious After Having Their Heads Chopped Off

Here’s a macabre question: how long can the brain continue to process information after being severed from its body? Do we actually see our lives flash before our eyes? And how long does it take to actually lose consciousness after such a catastrophic injury?

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ Allies will agree to provide additional support, including cybersecurity assistance and equipment to help Ukraine protect against chemical, biological, radiologic and nuclear threats. 

— Jens Stoltenberg, secretary general of NATO.

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Switch-Up Game Enhancer is a Modern-Day Game Shark for Nintendo Switch

Have you still not checked this out? It goes away soon, from here, so: You should. And what should you check out? For those of you old enough to remember the incredible resplendence of the Game Genie, you will recognize the utterly incredible genius of what we’re about to show you. For those of you who aren’t: My god, did you miss out. But you don’t have to, anymore.

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