Futurism news letter


 

The Future Is A Game Genie For The Game Of Life.

14 MARCH 2022

TOP STORY

Crypto Guy Complains That Woman Canceled Date Because He’d Talk About NFTs Too Much

Somewhere on the scale between “down bad” and “Elon Musk rageposting about Grimes dating Chelsea Manning” lies a crypto lonely heart whose enthusiasm for non-fungible tokens (NFTs) induced an L that he willingly posted.

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONEHaven’t We Suffered Enough? There’s a New COVID Outbreak in China

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TWOGrim Experiment Tests Whether a Tesla Will Run Over a Defenseless Kitty

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THREEStartup Builds Brain-Reading Helmet That Scans Your Brain in Infrared

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OF INTEREST

In Change of Strategy, Russian Space Program Begs NASA for Help

The head of Russia’s space program is apparently changing his tune. Dmitry Rogozin, the director general of Russian space agency Roscosmos, appealed to NASA for help in the wake of incredibly restrictive economic sanctions on his home country over the weekend.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ Netflix waiting for the war to end to make a movie about a black ukraine guy falls in love with a transgender russian soldier 

— A meme posted to Twitter by Tesla CEO Elon Musk

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Switch-Up Game Enhancer is a Modern-Day Game Shark for Nintendo Switch

For those of you old enough to remember the incredible resplendence of the Game Genie, you will recognize the utterly incredible genius of what we’re about to show you. For those of you who aren’t: My god, did you miss out. But you don’t have to, anymore.

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