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The Future Is A Goober Arguing With His Accountant While Trying To Pay His Taxes Using Monero

9 MARCH 2022

TOP STORY

Biden Issues Executive Order to Finally Regulate Cryptocurrency

President Joe Biden has issued a first-of-its-kind executive order (EO) to regulate cryptocurrencies. But it’s unclear what exactly will change — if anything at all.

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HEADLINES FROM TODAY

ONEScientists Warn That a Giant Spider Is Spreading Across the United States

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TWOBored Ape Yacht Club Donates $1 Million in Crypto to Ukraine

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THREEChernobyl Meltdown Site Loses Power After Russian Invasion

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OF INTEREST

Elon Musk Shares Galaxy-Brain Theory About Bitcoin Creator

Has Elon Musk stumbled on the source of the “Satoshi Nakamoto” pseudonym of Bitcoin’s mysterious creator? A meme the trollish Tesla and SpaceX CEO posted in the middle of the night offers a Satoshi Nakamoto theory that’s so galaxy-brained that, honestly, it just might be plausible.

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NEWS IN QUOTES

“ Please stop polluting the universe with your dumb ideas. 

— New School anthropology professor Shannon Mattern.

FROM THE DEPT. OF STUFF TO SPEND MONEY ON

Morning Machine Review: A Barista-Grade Pod Machine in Your Kitchen

There’s the way we used to make coffee. And then, there’s this: The future of pod coffee.

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